Spoiler alert: This project is just a simple "demo" to challenge an idea:
Want to become a 10x developer like this? 🤑🤑🤑
- Don't document their code. (job security at max!)
- Don't test, except in production.
- Don't share their knowledge.
- Have no life! They code even in weekends and holidays.
- Don't care about how clean their git history is.
- Add "lines of code" or long stories in MD files to improve metrics.
- Always say "yes boss!" to Scrum Masters and Managers.
- Have superpowers: Memorize all the syntaxes and type fast!
- Just commit, commit, commit, and pushhhhhh.
- But they earn $500K/year! - smart, right?
More commits = more money because we count productivity by the number of commits and lines of code! 😀
How to become a 10x developer?
That's a secret! And 10x developers never share their secrets! ;)
Someone said "but 10x0 = 0!"
Remember, 0x10 = 16 = 2xPizzaTeamDeveloper! 🍕🍕
If you feel like a 10x0=0 developer, no worries! All you need to do is to change the order!
- CI/CD2 & Continues Debment: How to deal with technical debt
- Scrum is a nice term to hide bad management
- To be “Microservice” or not to be? — (2B || !2B) 💡
- Is microservice architecture for me?
- Whoever has come up with the term “Scrum master” should have seen developers as “Scrum slaves”! 🛑 ✋
- Scrum Master vs Scrum Slaves! 🛑
- IT job market is dead! Here is why
- What is “right” and what is “wrong”? — in IT
- “Burj Khalifa” feature on someone’s summerhouse?
- Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution!
- Should I plan or straightly jump into coding?
- Consistency: The key to growth!
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