Small and "useful" userland latency archeograph that interrogates the vDSO in memory to resolve __vdso_clock_gettime/__kernel_clock_gettime/__vdso_gettimeofday and bypassing dlsym and glibc indirections entirely. it emits syscall micro latency telemetry and contrasts raw syscall(2) paths against libc trampolines, and surfaces ABI, kernel and microarchitectural artifacts as a reproducible fingerprint
Optional RDTSC timing is calibrated OTF against vDSO CLOCK_MONOTONIC whhereas CPU affinity pinning suppresses scheduler jitter, JSON output enables downstream ingestion and heuristics flag LD_PRELOAD / LD_AUDIT interference and seccomp policy by probing invalid syscall numbers and inspecting errno vectors
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