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🎮 Pixelated Retro Portfolio

Welcome to My 8-Bit Universe!

Pixel Me

🚀 What's This?

A nostalgic, pixel-art-infused portfolio that makes you feel like you’ve time-traveled back to 1995—except with React, shaders, and a suspicious lack of dial-up sounds.

Playable sections, secret Easter eggs 🥚, and a fully interactive skill tree (because why should RPGs have all the fun?).


🕹️ Features

  • CRT Filter – Because everything looks cooler with scanlines.
  • Retro Mini-Games – Guess my age? Nah, guess my illusive life choices.
  • Quest System – Complete tasks like "View Projects" or "Donate to My Coffee Fund ☕. I don't drink it btw "
  • Glitch Effects – For when I pretend my bugs are intentional.
  • Secret Konami Code – If you can find it send me a screenshot, DON'T CHEAT!!!! (Try it. I dare you.)

👾 How to Run

  1. Clone this repo (like you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence):
    git clone https://github.com/your-username/pixel-portfolio.git
  2. Install dependencies (a.k.a. digital duct tape):
    npm install
  3. Run the dev server (cue "It’s alive!"):
    npm run dev
  4. Open http://localhost:3000 and mash keys like it’s 1999.

🔧 Tech Stack

  • Next.js – For blazing-fast loading (unlike your old dial-up).
  • React Three Fiber – 3D? In my pixel art? It’s more likely than you think.
  • GLSL Shaders – Making things glitchy since #version 120.
  • CSS – Because we could use <blink>, but we have standards.

🐛 Known Bugs

  • Mobile Users: If the UI breaks, tilt your phone and blow into the cartridge.
  • IE6 Users: Why?
  • Missing Sprites: Blame the "artistic vision."

🎯 TODO

  • Add a high-score table for visitors who donate.
  • Replace "Skills" with Street Fighter II-style combat stats.
  • Hidden "DOOM" level (because why not?).

👀 Want to Contribute?

Found a bug? Want to add a secret cheat code?

  1. Fork it.
  2. Code it.
  3. Profit???

Made with 🕹️, 🧇, and questionable life choices. © 2025 [Memmou Abderrahmane] – Not liable for nostalgia-induced productivity loss.


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