Are you lost? I think, perhaps, you may be lost. Listen, I completely understand: backstage can be cool. You almost feel like a VIP when you're wandering around backstage. You get to see all the bustle and the excitement of what goes on behind the curtains as performers prepare their magic with which to dazzle you. Are you interested in that kind of backstage? If so, here's a free ticket to that kind of backstage:


I think you will find that kind of backstage far more entertaining. This here that you're looking at? This is the backstage backstage. This is the office backstage. This is where projects and kanban boards and sticky notes make their home. Where words like "agile" and "scrum" are thrown around unironically and immediately thrown in the trash overflowing with crumpled up paper and used up ball point pens. This is where the break room is lined with linoleum, glaring flourescents, weak coffee, and day-old doughnuts. This is where backroom deals are struck with performers made to appear glamorous by Hollywood but really are nothing more than two or three disgruntled managers and hopefuls trying desperately to negotiate a contract neither of them will hate.

In other words, this is where you don't wanna be unless you work here.

Now, perhaps I can interest you in one of our many shows? We currently have a number of them by which you may find yourself greatly entertained! Please, select from any of them. Tickets are not expensive, I assure you, and I daresay you may find the entertainment exceeds the price!