Welcome to the Sarcastic Unique Number Generator—the groundbreaking, life-altering, completely unnecessary tool that combines mathematical uniqueness with a generous sprinkle of sarcasm. If you’ve ever dreamed of generating random numbers while being lovingly mocked, your dream has officially come true.
- One-of-a-Kind Numbers: Because who doesn’t want a number as unique as your questionable life choices?
- Built-in Sarcasm: Each number is paired with a snarky remark, lovingly crafted to remind you just how thrilling your life has become.
- Unapologetically Simple: Click a button. Get a number. No fluff, no unnecessary features—because we know you’re here to waste time efficiently.
- Fun fact: your change of getting the number
1
is1/1000000000000
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Even you can follow these simple steps:
- A random number between 1 and 1 trillion is generated (because bigger numbers clearly mean bigger achievements).
- The system checks if someone else already has your soon-to-be-priceless number.
- If it’s unique, congratulations—you’re now the proud owner of a mathematically special integer! If not, don’t worry; we’ll keep trying until the universe bestows you with uniqueness.
- Along with your number, you’ll receive a sarcastic comment, handpicked to ensure you stay humble.
Here’s a sneak peek of the loving insults waiting for you:
- "Wow, another number. Your life must be thrilling!"
- "You clicked a button. Groundbreaking stuff."
- "Celebrate! You’re now the proud owner of a meaningless integer."
- "This number is yours forever. Aren’t you special?"
- "Here’s your rare number. We’re totally impressed. Not."
With 30+ unique comments (and counting), you’ll always feel thoroughly underwhelmed.
Getting started is easier than finding another way to procrastinate:
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Clone the repository:
git clone git@github.com:karaa1122/random-number.git
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Install the dependencies:
pip install -r requirements.txt
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Run the server:
python manage.py runserver
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Open your browser and experience the magic at
http://127.0.0.1:8000
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Visit the app, hit the Generate Number button, and bask in the glory of your unique, utterly useless number. Each click is guaranteed to provide:
- A unique number that nobody else (probably) has.
- A sarcastic comment tailored to remind you that you’re not saving the world here.
Enjoy the satisfaction of achieving absolutely nothing, but in style.
Think you’re funnier than us? Have some sarcastic zingers you’re dying to share? Join the party:
- Fork the repository.
- Add your sarcastic messages to the SARCASTIC_MESSAGES you can find in the
unique_numbers/utils.py
file. Here are some examples to get you started (but feel free to get creative):SARCASTIC_MESSAGES = [ "Wow, another number. Your life must be thrilling!", "You clicked a button. Groundbreaking stuff.", "Celebrate! You’re now the proud owner of a meaningless integer.", "This number is yours forever. Aren’t you special?", "Here’s your rare number. We’re totally impressed. Not.", ]
- Submit a pull request. We’ll review your contributions with the same enthusiasm you put into adding them.
This project is licensed under the MIT License, because we believe everyone deserves to shamelessly copy this masterpiece of mediocrity.
If you’ve read this far, congratulations! You’ve proven you’re as good at wasting time as we are. So why not take the next step? Generate your first unique number and let the sarcasm wash over you.
Pro Tip: Lower your expectations, and you’ll never be disappointed.