Warning
This was done as a half-joke, half-serious attempt at squeezing every last bit out of an Astro + Svelte build. If it’s not obvious already: THIS IS NOT MEANT FOR PRODUCTION.
When Astro finishes bundling, this thing crawls through dist/ like a raccoon with ADHD, doing some or all of the following:
- fontCleaner – removes unused fonts
- removeUnusedCssVariables – if you’ve got a massive CSS theme and aren’t using most of it, this helps a bit
- compressCssClasses – shortens ugly Astro/Svelte classes like
svelte-x18sz2 → a👍👍 - compressCssVariables – turns every CSS variable into
--a,--b,--c... - convertOklabToHex – rewrites bulky OKLab values to short hex (3-digit when possible)
- stripErrorMessages – nukes error messages because who needs to debug, amirite
- extraTerseHtml – extra-aggressive HTML minification (Astro islands are spared... mostly)
- leStupid – commits semantic crimes by shortening well established syntax with Regular Expressions.
- extraTerse – more rounds of unsafe JS minification
- compressFileNames – renames every JS and CSS file to
a.js,b.css,c.js, etc.
All of these are enabled by default, so you’ll need to opt out in the plugin options if something breaks. And trust me, it will.
Minification fails and you ship a broken site? — haha whoops 🐈
But if you want anyways:
bun add -d github:eye-wave/i-am-a-surgeonOh, and if you’re not using Bun or a Unix-based OS, this won’t work 😸
It should be crossplatform and work on node, but i haven't tested yet 🙀.
Licensed under the GNU General Public License v3.0 (GPL-3.0).