I'm a systems programmer who dwells in the darker corners of C development, crafting everything from production-ready applications to beautifully cursed code that makes compilers question their existence. I believe in the raw power of manual memory management, zero dependencies, and code that runs closer to the metal than most developers dare to venture.
A comprehensive production-ready C monolith featuring ARM64-optimized applications, comprehensive security hardening, and professional build systems. Demonstrates modern C development practices with zero runtime dependencies, memory safety, and high-performance optimizations. Complete with 51+ test cases, data structures library, network programming, and system utilities.
The most cursed, unholy, and beautifully twisted Hello World program ever written in C. Features seven different hellish output methods, extensive trigraph abuse, macro sorcery, and enough obfuscation to traumatize compilers. Each execution produces different cursed variations of "Hello World!" depending on which circle of programming hell you visit.
I write C code that exists at the intersection of production quality and digital artistry. Whether building comprehensive systems programming applications or crafting beautifully obfuscated code, I believe in:
- Memory safety without garbage collection - Manual management with comprehensive safety checks
- Zero external dependencies - Self-contained binaries that run anywhere
- ARM64 optimization - Platform-specific tuning for maximum performance
- Comprehensive testing - Every project includes extensive test suites
- Professional tooling - Advanced Makefiles, static analysis, and CI/CD integration
- Educational value - Code that teaches as much as it accomplishes
Production Systems: Building enterprise-ready C applications with advanced security hardening, memory safety, and cross-platform compatibility.
Cursed Code Artistry: Exploring the darker corners of C through obfuscation, trigraph sorcery, and macro expansion hell that pushes compilers to their limits.
ARM64 Optimization: Leveraging Apple Silicon specific optimizations and platform-aware build systems for maximum performance.
Systems Programming • C Development • ARM64 Optimization
Memory Safe • High Performance • Zero Dependencies • Cursed Code Artistry
"Any sufficiently advanced cursed code is indistinguishable from black magic."