The first!
Had typed LOLCODE. It's all gone. Looks I'll have to type it all again.
HAI I HAS A KITTEH GIMME KITTEH
BOTH SAEM KITTEH AN "CAT"?, O RLY? YA RLY VISIBLE "SAEM" NO WAI VISIBLE "O NOES, NOT SAEM" OIC
VISIBLE "KITTEH TO GOOD FOR YOU"
KTHXBYE