const marcoMengele = {
currentRole: "CEO @ Wellux - Making AI Work for SMEs",
previousLife: "Master Plumber & Energy Consultant",
superPowers: [
"๐ง Can debug both pipes and pipelines",
"๐ค Teaching AI to speak Bavarian",
"๐ก Converting traditional businesses to digital natives",
"๐๏ธ Building the bridge between craft and code"
],
dailyRoutine: {
morning: "Check for water leaks",
noon: "Check for memory leaks",
evening: "Check for business leaks (inefficiencies)",
night: "Dream in binary and water pressure calculations"
},
motto: "If you can't fix it with code, try duct tape. If that doesn't work, call me."
};
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graph LR
A[Traditional SME] -->|AI Magic| B[Digital Powerhouse]
B --> C[Increased Efficiency]
B --> D[Happy Employees]
B --> E[More Profit]
C --> F[More Time for Bier]
D --> F
E --> F
Translation for Non-Germans:
- KMU = SME (Small/Medium Enterprise)
- KI = AI (but cooler because it's German)
- Bier = Essential fuel for Bavarian innovation
๐ช Click to reveal my secrets!
- ๐ง I can diagnose a leaky pipe faster than a memory leak
- ๐ฏ My code is like German engineering: Over-engineered but reliable
- ๐บ I debug better after a Maร (don't try this at production)
- ๐ค Teaching AI to understand Bavarian dialect (Servus, ChatGPT!)
- ๐ง Water pressure calculations > Big O notation (fight me)
- ๐๏ธ Built more pipelines than CI/CD could ever dream of
- ๐ฎ Favorite game: Pipe Dream (obviously)
- ๐ Currently reading: "From Pipes to Python: A Plumber's Journey"
2015: "What's this Bitcoin thing?" ๐ค
2020: "AI is the future!" ๐ก
2023: "Let me automate that for you" ๐ค
2024: "Founded Wellux - KI fรผr KMUs" ๐
2025: "Teaching SMEs to speak AI fluently" ๐ฏ
Project | Description | Tech | Status |
---|---|---|---|
๐ Wellux Website | AI Consultancy Platform | React, TypeScript, Supabase | |
๐ค KI-Assessment Tool | Digital Readiness Checker | Next.js, AI APIs | |
๐ ROI Calculator | AI Investment Calculator | React, Recharts | |
๐ง Leak-to-Tech | My Career Transition Blog | Markdown, Tears |
- Digitalize 100+ Bavarian SMEs
- Launch AI-powered leak detection system (coming full circle!)
- Teach my plumber friends to code
- Create "Duct Tape Programming" methodology
- Get my Handwerker buddies to use GitHub
- Build an AI that understands "Des basst scho"
- Achieve legendary status in both plumbing AND programming
Whether you need to fix a pipe, debug some code, or transform your traditional business into a digital powerhouse, I'm your guy!
๐ง Email: info@well-ux.com
๐ Website: well-ux.com
๐ผ LinkedIn: Marco Mengele
๐ Location: Bavaria, Germany (Where the pretzels are soft and the code is hard)