#Jargon Tron Readme ##Intro JargonTron is a sports jargon generator that you can teach new phrases!

Note: In order to prevent people from abusing this bot and placing objectionable content, it only accepts content from people it follows. If you want to add to the bot, please hit up @DoHimJob. ##Format JargonTron uses a MySQL database with three tables, Exclamation, Player, and Quip. It randomly selects an entry on each table to create a new garbage sports phrase, using this format: Exclamation Player Quip

Here are some example tweets I just generated:

• Wow. Derek Jeter just has no hustle.
  
• Huh. Ty Cobb can't dunk for shit.
  
• Holy Shit! Lionel Messi is a shitty garbage golem.

You get the idea.

##Adding Content Want to add stuff to JargonTron? It's super easy! Just tweet:

@JargonTron exc + GUH.
@JargonTron player + Addie Joss
@JargonTron quip + is a horrible turdlord.

Jargon Tron will prune extra whitespace, though I recommend you end exclamations or quips with punctuation, and add no punctuation to players.

Go Nuts!

##Getting Jargon JargonTron will randomly tweet out some jargon every so often, but you can also request some jargon by tweeting "@JargonTron hit me"!

##Coming Soon See the Issues tab ##Release Notes v .3 4/26/14- Bug fixes, expanded "hit me" command, remote administration of new users v .2 4/24/14- First release. Still brittle, but now accepts input from approved users and can generate tweets.
v .1 4/24/14- Early release with limited functionality to start filling the tables. Can't tweet out, can only accept content from approved sources.