An Computer Science underGrad who treats semicolons like a necessary evil and believes Java’s “write once, run anywhere” slogan should include “...except when it doesn’t, but we’ll blame your OS anyway.”.
When I’m not accidentally creating infinite loops or arguing with my IDE about syntax, I’m probably knee-deep in projects that oscillate between “genius” and “why did I think this was a good idea?”
This bio passed the “Mom Test” (“Sweetie, I still don’t get it… but it sounds smart!”).