Welcome to the most dangerous poetry machine on the internet.
Every night at 2:17am, this system retrieves the latest emotionally-charged broadcast from the current sitting President of the United States of America, Donald not Elon, and transmutes it into satirical poetic form. The haikus are stored here, in a secure public archive, for reasons the public is not authorized to fully understand.
Reading too many haikus may cause spontaneous enlightenment, mild side effects of irony poisoning, or existential chill. Proceed with caution.
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