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๐ฏ LEVEL: Senior Full Stack Engineer |
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๐ณ Containerization | โธ๏ธ Orchestration | โ๏ธ Cloud Platforms |
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Docker 95% |
Kubernetes 90% |
AWS 88% |
![]() Podman 82% |
![]() Swarm 75% |
Azure 75% |
๐ง CI/CD Pipeline | ๐ Monitoring | ๐๏ธ Infrastructure |
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Jenkins 85% |
Grafana 80% |
Terraform 85% |
GitLab CI 88% |
![]() Prometheus 78% |
Ansible 80% |

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dailyCoffeeConsumption: "โ cups โ",
favoriteDebuggingMethod: "console.log('WHY?!') ๐ค",
codeReviewStyle: "Constructively Destructive ๐ฅ",
workingHours: "When inspiration strikes โก",
superpower: "Making legacy code cry ๐ข",
kubernetesPodsManaged: "2000+ pods and counting ๐ข",
dockerContainersSpun: "Like a laundromat on steroids ๐ณ",
cicdPipelinesBuilt: "More pipelines than an oil company ๐ง",
serversAutomated: "Ansible made them dance ๐ค"
};
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๐ค AI-Powered Security Scanner |
๐ฐ Cross-Platform Crypto Wallet |
๐ Microservices E-commerce |
๐ Enterprise Security Dashboard |
Achievement | Level | Description |
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๐ Scalability Architect | โญโญโญ | Deployed services handling 1M+ requests/day |
๐ CI/CD Pipeline Ninja | โญโญ | Zero-downtime deployments with Blue-Green |
๐ Monitoring Wizard | โญ | Custom Grafana dashboards & real-time alerts |
โ๏ธ Cloud Infrastructure Master | โญโญโญ | Multi-cloud deployments & Infrastructure as Code |
๐ฐ TECH STACK ROULETTE ๐ฐ
Current Combination: [ Rust ] + [ WebAssembly ] + [ Machine Learning ]

DevOps Probability Matrix | Level |
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Docker Containerization | โโโโโโโโโ 99% |
Kubernetes Orchestration | โโโโโโโโโ 95% |
Terraform Infrastructure | โโโโโโโโโ 88% |
Jenkins Pipeline | โโโโโโโโโ 82% |
Monitoring with Grafana | โโโโโโโโโ 78% |
Probability of weekend project: 78% ๐
Chance of proper CI/CD setup: 95% ๐
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