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Hi, I'm a GitHub noob who somehow got it in my head that forking a project and yelling "COMMUNITY VERSION NOW!" was a good career move. Spoiler: it's not. But here we are.
🎮 What I Do When I'm Not Breaking Git
- Hosting open source stuff like it's my job (it's not, that's why I need sponsors)
- Learning new open source tools through the ancient art of "trial and catastrophic error"
- Streaming my gaming fails on YouTube, Twitch, and Kick because apparently watching someone die in Satisfactory 50 times is entertainment now.
💪 My Glorious Hardware Situation (don't ask how I got it)
I'm now running a beast built for destruction (of bugs, mostly):
- CPU: AMD Ryzen Threadripper Pro 3975WX 32-Core (It has more cores than my sense of responsibility)
- GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 (For buttery smooth code compilation... and games)
- RAM: 128GB (So I can have ALL the Browser tabs open. You're welcome.)
🤑 Why Give Me Money?
The PC is a beast, but the developer still needs fuel!
- Pay my rent so I can quit my job and make more questionable open source decisions full-time
- Keep me fed because "starving developer" isn't as cute as it sounds
- Server Costs to keep the lights on for all that open-source hosting
- Entertainment value watching me struggle with basic Git commands is priceless
🎁 What You Get
- My eternal gratitude (not legally binding)
- The satisfaction of knowing you enabled my bad decisions
- Maybe a shoutout if I remember (no promises)
Every bit of support counts—thanks for helping me turn what I love to do into a full-time passion! Let’s keep the #LazyButLegendary vibes going. �💨
"Why try hard when you can lazy your way to victory?" – Lazy Media
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Enjoying this project? Help me keep it alive and evolving:
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🎮💻! With your support, I’ll ditch my boss to focus on fixing Reactive Resume (because let’s be real, it needs work 😅), level up my coding skills (no more spaghetti code, promise 🍝), and stream games when I feel like it—because balance is key 😌. Sponsor me, and let’s turn my ‘9-to-5 panic’ into a ‘24/7 passion project’ (with naps, obviously 🛏️). Let’s make bad code and questionable life choices together! 🚀
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lazy-media/Reactive-Resume
Wow, just what the world needed—another resume builder! But wait, this one’s actually secure, open-source, and free (shocking, right?). Plus, it won’t sell your data to the highest bidder (cough un…
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lazy-media/public
The collective brain of our self-hosting adventures. May contain traces of coffee, solved errors, and glorious documentation.
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