feat(branding): 🥒 Embrace the DiLL...pickle that is ;) #1
Description
Feature Request (scope=branding)
Intro
- I was going to lie to you in the User Story below because it added humour to the sentence.
- Ultimately, I didn't want to start our relationship like that.
- So, I spent 40 more minutes writing a TLDR, and then a TLDR to the TLDR, and now reformatting this intro.
- In all seriousness, it's taken a full hour (
1h23m45s). - Some 🐥 became 🍗 in that time.
- ...and now 💩 in the time it's taken me to make the very difficult financial calculations below.
- My rate is typically CAD $4,569.00 per hour, very reasonable in today's Open Source marketplace.
* 1.3958h ~= $6,377.41- which, for you, my ultra cool good looking and popular friend, I'll lower to just CAD $6,069.69.
- Pay or else...(don't forget snitches get stitches)... 👊☠️🚑 ... who am I kidding...
- it's yours here tonight for 🎙️ FREE NINETY NINE 🔊!
- So, dim the lights, grab a drink, maybe some grass, and sit-yo-ass-down while I tell you the tail of the Little Git Project that Could Have Awesome Branding, who had 0 Issues, until @GregSweats (me! Your author this fine evening) showed up with his project polluting ways, greedily posting his nonsense to real projects in an effort to refine his Issue Creation/User Story Creation skillllllzzzzzzzzzz. 💤💤💤
TLDR; for the TLDR; (HYPER SUMMARY)
As an Overly Verbose Stoner
....a.k.a.0$$-h4x0r-3l1t3-M$-hating-mofo-but-wait-they-own-GH-and-VSCode-and-OMG-I-am-a-M$-fanboy...
I saw dll, which, naturally, my brain auto-completed to "dill pickle emoji" 🥒.
I nearly-instinctively filed a GitHub Issue to suggest it.
I saw 0 Issues and thought "how can that be? I must change this! I must make an impact! I might get a GitHub 'first issue created' badge (if there is such a thing)".
So I filed the ticket that has now taken an hour almost to write (1-hour and 30-minutes).
and now hope you will respond, ye "Good ol' Simple Works Farms 🥒🧑🌾" ;).
TLDR;
I was getting 420'd and rewrote the entire story down to this little tidbit:
As an Overly Verbose Stoner, I saw
dlland thought of "dill", then thought "dill pickle".
likely because of the two bags of Dill Pickle chips I bought this week which I look at each night as I prepare myself to compare the two, despite being different brands, and one being rippled while the other is smooth, like a pickle.
...then thought "
dill pickle emoji"
...then thought it's worth a cheeky GitHub Issue
...and then thought you should "Embrace theDiLL"
and now think I might have wasted like....40 minutes of my life at this point....I hope this hits your funny bone 🦴
Original, Overly Long User Story, Might not have even finished it...
(although is the one above that much shorter?)
- As a New-to-you "User?"
- who is a fan of emojis
- I have started using custom folder icons in windows for things like:
captures(obs-recordings),screenshots,pictures,🚫 Screenshots- (a duplicate of
screenshots, within a similar folder structure, but on a different drive...another reason I need icons...to help quickly mark which folders are what)
- (a duplicate of
- etc.
- I've run out of even-close-to-meaning-something icons in the default Windows DLL.
- ...and was heart-broken seeing Windows 11 didn't appear to change any icons in that DLL 💔
- ...and crushed there was nothing visually distinguishable enough to mean anything for more than 3-4 folders 😢
- I finally took the dozen or so keystrokes it took to search for "windows folder dll" 🔎
- and then very quickly refining to "windows folder dll custom" 🕵️
- ...to avoid all the dev docs and other DLL spammy nonesense.
- I saw an oasis in the desert of SEO Optimized DLL garbage selling boner pills 💀!
- That oasis, was you! It was always you, dear (let me scroll up to see the package name again since I've been writing this Issue for like 20mins now when I should be getting 420'd instead)
- Dear
dll-iconsbysimple-works, so modest I don't even know your Author's name since it's not in the URL and I have not looked at the Git Commits, just eagerly scrolled to the main part of the beautiful [README.md] 🤓
Y'all Come Back Now, Ya Here 👩🌾
Sincerely yours,