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+- Feature Name: moooooooooooooooo
+- Start Date: 2019-04-01
+- RFC PR: [rust-lang/rfcs#0000](https://github.com/rust-lang/rfcs/pull/0000)
+- Rust Issue: [rust-lang/rust#0000](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/issues/0000)
+
+# Summary
+[summary]: #summary
+
+Re-export `std::borrow::Cow` from the standard library, along with each of its
+variants, to encourage more widespread use. To avoid backwards compatibility
+issues, these types/variants will need to be exported using more unique aliases.
+
+# Motivation/Explanation
+
+`std::borrow::Cow` is one of the most under-used portions of the standard
+library. Many issues that newcomers understanding ownership could be improved if
+`Cow` were used more prolifically throughout the ecosystem. The easiest way for
+us to encourage this is to remove the need to explicitly import `Cow` by
+exporting it from prelude.
+
+Anything exported in the prelude is generally expected to refer to what it
+refers to in the prelude. If a crate defines its own type called `Ok`, it will
+likely be confusing to readers, and will break any macros which don't refer to
+`std::result::Result::Ok` through its full path.
+
+Unfortunately, `Cow` is an extremely overloaded term in Rust today, so we can't
+reasonably export that identifier in the prelude. Applications today might be
+using this name to refer to:
+
+- California, Oregon, Washington (the most common usage)
+- Can of Worms
+- City of Waterloo
+- Crush of the Week
+- Container on Wheels
+- Cost of Waste
+
+to name a few. For this reason, the re-export of this type must be something
+which is unlikely or impossible to appear in Rust programs today. For this
+reason, the export will be defined as `pub use core::borrow::Cow as 🐄;`. As the
+`non_ascii_idents` feature is not yet stable, this alias cannot possibly shadow
+any type defined in stable Rust today. By defining this non-ascii identifier to
+mean `Cow` today, we can ensure that it is associated with this type, and does
+not become a common term for other uses as `Cow` clearly already is today.
+
+Every enum exported in the prelude today also exports its variants at the top
+level (e.g. `Option`, `Result`, etc). Clearly we should do the same for `🐄`.
+However, similar to how we can't reasonably begin exporting `Cow` from the
+prelude today, we clearly can't export `Borrowed` or `Owned` either (the
+alternative uses of these terms should be clear and thus are not listed here).
+
+This RFC proposes two potential alternatives for `Borrowed` and `Owned`. These
+are both presented as equal options, and this RFC does not propose either as a
+superior option. It is proposed that both be implemented, and the more popular
+choice be chosen during the stabilization period.
+
+Option A is as follows:
+
+`Cow::Owned` would be exported as U+1F42E COW FACE, `🐮`. The choice of this
+identifier should be clear -- A value of variant `🐮` has been copied for write,
+or "cowed". We don't believe that the similarities between 🐄 and 🐮 will be
+confusing in practice, all Rust developers will clearly pronounce the former
+"cow" and the latter "owned/cowed".
+
+`Cow::Borrowed` would be exported as U+262D HAMMER AND SICKLE, `☭`. This is
+because ownership is theft. No further explanation is required.
+
+The main drawback to the use of these characters is that 🐮 resides outside of
+the Unicode BMP, and thus requires multiple code units to represent in UTF-16.
+Because UTF-16 is a fixed width encoding, this may be confusing to many
+developers. For this reason, the following alternative is proposed:
+
+As no identifier or glyph today meets the needs of sufficiently representing the
+embodiment of `Borrowed` and `Owned`, while being sufficiently unique from
+identifiers which may be used in Rust today, two characters from the Unicode
+private use area will be used instead.
+
+`Borrowed` will be exported as U+FF8E, and `Owned` will be exported as U+FF8F.
+Since both of these characters reside on the BMP, they can both be represented
+as expected in the fixed width UTF-16 encoding. As these characters are not
+displayed in most fonts, we will need to define a conventional representation of
+these characters. We expect that Rustup will be updated to patch all system fonts
+for these characters upon installation. This seems to be a reasonable solution
+to this problem.
+
+The conventional display of these characters will be defined as:
+
+`Borrowed` will be an image of Ferris, the official unofficial Rust mascot.
+Borrowing is a uniquely Rust concept, what better image to represent this than
+our language's mascot.
+
+`Owned` will be displayed as a scaled down version of [this picture of Steve
+Klabnik wearing eclipse glasses standing in front of a nuclear
+explosion](../steve-nuke.png). Because it owns.
+
+Again, these options are presented with no preference for one or the other, and
+it is expected the community will naturally pick one during the stabilization
+process.
+
+# Drawbacks
+[drawbacks]: #drawbacks
+
+While there are no drawbacks to the feature overall, this does slightly
+complicate the `non_ascii_idents` feature. Since it is expected these re-exports
+will become commonly used after stabilization, we will need to ensure that 🐄
+and whatever characters are chosen for `Borrowed` and `Owned` are excluded from
+the `non_ascii_idents` lint. This means that Rust will effectively consider 🐄
+to be ascii (note that whether this should affect the behavior of
+`(str|char)::is_ascii` is out of scope of this RFC, though no drawbacks to
+defining `"🐄".is_ascii() == true` are immediately apparent).
+
+Additionally, we must ensure that 🐄 and 🐮 do not trigger the
+`confusable_idents` lint.
+
+# Rationale and alternatives
+[rationale-and-alternatives]: #rationale-and-alternatives
+
+- Continue to write `use std::borrow::Cow`, and wallow in sorrow
+- Export these types from the prelude, but continue to use incredibly boring
+  terms like "Cow", "Borrowed", and "Owned"
+
+# Prior art
+[prior-art]: #prior-art
+
+We will be trailblazers as the first programming language to define 🐄 in its
+standard library.
+
+# Unresolved questions
+[unresolved-questions]: #unresolved-questions
+
+- Should we also define `fn moo(self)` as a conventient alias for
+  `🐄::from(expr)`?
+
+# Future possibilities
+[future-possibilities]: #future-possibilities
+
+As this feature becomes widely adopted, we can introduce a `boring_cow` lint to
+prevent the previous path from being used, potentially even deprecating it in
+Rust 2021.