Haiku is not a haiku

[mikebryant]

The Haiku here has syllable counts 5 / 6 / 4, but a haiku needs to be 5 / 7 / 5

[Fordi]

Suggestion (three nos in one version): Absolutely not / that's definitely a no / sorry, it's still no

Suggestion (narrative haiku): I considered it / and on brief analysis / that's a no from me