[no ci] explain why I even bothered

Author: dev-dull

README.md

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-  <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pieter_Lastman_-_Jonah_and_the_Whale_-_Google_Art_ProjectFXD.jpg" target="_blank">
+  <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pieter_Lastman_-_Jonah_and_the_Whale_-_Google_Art_ProjectFXD.jpg">
     <img src=".images/512px-Pieter_Lastman_-_Jonah_and_the_Whale_-_Google_Art_ProjectFXD.jpg" alt="Jonah and the Whale">
   </a>
 </p>
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 ## So you're telling me...
 Yes, that's right. This is a dumb joke that basically no one will see, and no one will think is funny.
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+## But... Just... Why???
+I woke up a little before 2am on Friday, March 28th, 2025 and couldn't get back to sleep until I had done enough research to know if this had already been done. The answer was, "maybe" but if so, no one bothered to document why their image was named Jonah.