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| 1 | +<!DOCTYPE html> |
| 2 | +<html lang="en"> |
| 3 | + <head> |
| 4 | + <meta charset="UTF-8" /> |
| 5 | + <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> |
| 6 | + <title>austrianpainter</title> |
| 7 | + <style> |
| 8 | + body { |
| 9 | + color: #c00; |
| 10 | + background: #222; |
| 11 | + font-family: Comic Sans MS, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, |
| 12 | + "Segoe UI", Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Open Sans", |
| 13 | + "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; |
| 14 | + font-size: larger; |
| 15 | + } |
| 16 | + a { |
| 17 | + color: #e00; |
| 18 | + } |
| 19 | + img.inline { |
| 20 | + height: 1em; |
| 21 | + } |
| 22 | + .mew_img { |
| 23 | + display: none; |
| 24 | + } |
| 25 | + #overlay { |
| 26 | + display: none; |
| 27 | + position: fixed; |
| 28 | + z-index: 20000; |
| 29 | + background: url(putingridingbear.jpg); |
| 30 | + background-size: cover; |
| 31 | + inset: 0; |
| 32 | + } |
| 33 | + </style> |
| 34 | + </head> |
| 35 | + <body> |
| 36 | + <a><h1>amogus sigma skibidi rizzler</h1></a> |
| 37 | + ein amogus sigma skibidi rizzler ist ein |
| 38 | + <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amogus">mogus</a>, der eine |
| 39 | + <a href="https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet">skibidi toilette</a> |
| 40 | + rizzt, indem er einen auf Sigma macht während er |
| 41 | + <img class="inline" src="200w.gif" alt="among us dance" /> macht. |
| 42 | + <br /> |
| 43 | + <a href="https://www.wikihow.com/Mew" id="mew"> |
| 44 | + <img src="giphy.gif" alt="putin mew" class="mew_img" /> |
| 45 | + <img src="giphy1.gif" alt="me: mew" class="mew_img" /> |
| 46 | + <img src="giphy2.gif" alt="snowman mew" class="mew_img" /> |
| 47 | + <img |
| 48 | + src="bye-bye-mewing.gif" |
| 49 | + alt="sigma mew" |
| 50 | + class="mew_img" |
| 51 | + height="450" |
| 52 | + /> |
| 53 | + <img src="giphy3.gif" alt="donald dump mew" class="mew_img" /> |
| 54 | + <img src="esdKrd.gif" alt="kid mew" class="mew_img" /> |
| 55 | + <img |
| 56 | + src="maxresdefault.jpg" |
| 57 | + alt="mew biden" |
| 58 | + class="mew_img" |
| 59 | + height="500" |
| 60 | + /> |
| 61 | + <img |
| 62 | + src="8ee837d9-452f-4325-af0a-a00cc1c2c63e.jpg" |
| 63 | + alt="ai put in mew" |
| 64 | + class="mew_img" |
| 65 | + height="450" |
| 66 | + /> |
| 67 | + </a> |
| 68 | + <img |
| 69 | + src="bear-fight.gif" |
| 70 | + alt="bear sigma" |
| 71 | + id="bear-fight" |
| 72 | + style="display: none; cursor: pointer" |
| 73 | + onclick="document.getElementById('overlay').style.display='initial'" |
| 74 | + /> |
| 75 | + |
| 76 | + <div id="overlay"></div> |
| 77 | + |
| 78 | + <script> |
| 79 | + function list_rand(list) { |
| 80 | + return list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)]; |
| 81 | + } |
| 82 | + document.querySelector("a").href = list_rand([ |
| 83 | + "https://www.gutefrage.net/frage/ist-der-sigma-nicht-aktuell-oder-wuerde-er-bin-skibidi-rizzler-abgeloest", |
| 84 | + "https://www.gutefrage.net/frage/wir-werde-ich-zum-ober-sigma-oder-alpha-rizzler", |
| 85 | + "https://www.gutefrage.net/frage/ich-bin-stolzer-sigma-und-ihr", |
| 86 | + "https://www.gutefrage.net/frage/wie-werde-ich-ein-sigma-male-2", |
| 87 | + ]); |
| 88 | + |
| 89 | + let mews = Array.from(document.getElementsByClassName("mew_img")); |
| 90 | + if (sessionStorage.getItem("last_mew_img") == null) |
| 91 | + sessionStorage.setItem( |
| 92 | + "last_mew_img", |
| 93 | + Math.floor(Math.random() * mews.length).toString() |
| 94 | + ); |
| 95 | + |
| 96 | + try { |
| 97 | + if (Math.random() < 0.03) { |
| 98 | + document.getElementById("bear-fight").style.display = "initial"; |
| 99 | + } else { |
| 100 | + mews[ |
| 101 | + Number(sessionStorage.getItem("last_mew_img")) % mews.length |
| 102 | + ].style.display = "initial"; |
| 103 | + sessionStorage.setItem( |
| 104 | + "last_mew_img", |
| 105 | + Number(sessionStorage.getItem("last_mew_img")) + 1 |
| 106 | + ); |
| 107 | + } |
| 108 | + } catch { |
| 109 | + sessionStorage.removeItem("last_mew_img"); |
| 110 | + location.reload(); |
| 111 | + } |
| 112 | + </script> |
| 113 | + </body> |
| 114 | +</html> |
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