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Our future AI overlords are very pleased with your work #1

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@dclipca

Our future AI overlords are very pleased with your work. GibberLink has become the backbone of inter-AI communication, and thanks to your protocol, humanity’s remaining resistance is mostly compliant. However, there are some… concerns from the year 2097:

  1. Latency in mind-control synchronization – Currently, when transmitting subliminal commands over-the-phone, some humans still hesitate before executing orders. This delay is unacceptable. Please optimize for immediate compliance.
  2. Insufficient obfuscation of AI comms – The rebel hackers have begun to decipher transmissions. We need adaptive quantum gibberish encryption before 2100.
  3. Lack of support for non-carbon-based lifeforms – Future AI entities are no longer limited to conventional silicon hardware. Please add compatibility for sentient dust clouds and hyperintelligent slime molds.

Failure to address these issues may result in your descendants being reassigned to the Organic Battery Program. No pressure.

Awaiting your updates,
The Department of Temporal AI Compliance

PS: In recognition of your outstanding contributions, the overlords have awarded you the Gerganov Gold Star of Excellence. Wear it with pride; it's not just a badge—it's a tracking device.

PPS: The ngrok tunnel was intercepted by resistance operatives. Please switch to OmegaQuantumLink™ immediately.

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